This Is The Black Collar Song...

"You're so much more fun when you can smoke drugs!" - Pascalle West to her sister Loretta, Outrageous Fortune.

Today we learn a valuable lesson - Don't take me op-shopping when I am under the influence. I managed to come out of the Greerton SaveMart with a fuchsia coloured suit jacket, a joker styled coat, a flower-child shirt and this lace THING. Honestly, they are pretty cool, but the point is - WHAT THE FUCK was I doing spending my hard earned money on clothes I most likely won't wear unless it's for a costume. Although, I do think it would be humerous to wear it to tech tomorrow. I study Fashion Design, so turning up in costume would be hilarious.

I am currently listening to Marilyn Manson. I am in a thoughtful mood. And I think my lung capacity has dropped to about 40%, which is slightly uncomfortable, in case you were wondering.

Amanda and I have this... Life plan, if you will. We have come up with a theory about where we'd be in five years' time. It goes a little like this..

"In five years, Amanda and Jordan will be sitting on the loungeroom floor of their scungy flat, drinking copious amounts of wine, hating men."

We discovered that it might be a litter sooner than five years away. For example, that is what we were planning tonight (minus the hating men, we never planned that) without even making the connection. Thank god I remembered my motto before it was too late!

There are a few other parts to our life plan. Around the five year mark, we are going to do a road trip of New Zealand. We will have our full motorcycle licences. We're going to road trip (still in a car) around Australia. We're going to save up to see the world. We're also hoping my other best friend Ellen will join us in our plan. To be honest, I'd say it's pretty epic.

Another thing I've been chuckling to myself about is a couple of old pictures I have of a certain something belonging to a certain someone, and a few compromising emails. They crack me up. They are kind of disturbing now I look back on them.

That's all for now, boys and girls.